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Video Description: Meet the fiance. Meet the daddy. Then try to forget what happens next. When Modest brings his bride-to-be to meet Daddy, he hopes for a quick visit and some polite conversation. What he gets is a trainwreck of embarrassment, improvised hospitality, and a secret that oozes from Daddys printer. From awkward tea to stolen glances to a jaw-dropping climax, this twisted comedy of errors serves dysfunction with a heavy side of cream. Just when you think it cant get worse Daddy smiles. Sometimes love is blind. Sometimes it's just watching TV while your life collapses in the next room.

Video Description: When curious Johnny stumbles upon a mysterious NCRR sperm donation machine, he doesnt expect a real mouth behind the bioport or that it belongs to his offspring Donnies horny girlfriend, Bonnie. One awkward thrust leads to a total meltdown of the machine and everyones dignity. Now Bonnies dripping, Donnies puking, and Johnnys pants are still around his ankles. From back-alley blowjobs to professional duties gone wild, this messy sci-fi fuck-up proves one thing when tech gets too personal, someones bound to get short-circuited and covered

Video Description: When lazy boytoy Max drags his modest-but-moody girlfriend Minnie to a nerdy little caf run by the oddly charming Frodo, things heat up faster than second breakfast on a Mordor morning. While Max sulks and trashes the menu, Frodo serves up some unexpected hospitality and Minnie decides it's time to taste something a little more mature. What starts as spilled tea ends in sweet blast, sticky desserts, and a kiss Max won't forget. Sometimes the ring isn't the only thing that needs destroying.

Video Description: When aimless traveler Bill and his quiet girlfriend Jill split up on a desolate country road in search of a ride, they both get more than they bargained for. Jill stumbles upon a sweaty mechanic with a rock-hard bod and a strangely familiar face. What starts as a hot roadside distraction turns into a full-blown family feud when Bill catches his girland his estranged dadgetting far too close. Diesel fumes, daddy issues, and one scorched radiator It's gonna be a long walk home.

Video Description: She came for a break from the road. She found the stillness she never knew she needed. When a young couple stops for the night at a quiet country home, no one expects sparks to fly between the girl and the man who owns the house her boyfriends daddy. But in the silence of night, in the glow of a kitchen light, two souls find exactly what theyve been missing. And one banana dozewalk later, nothing will ever be the same. Warm tea. Cold floors. And one unforgettable midnight snack. Rewind? Optional. Regret? Unthinkable

Video Description: It was supposed to be dinner with his daddy until two alley punks, a ruined pair of pants, and one gallant chef turned everything upside down. When a high-strung boyfriend tries to impress his girlfriend with a shortcut to his dad's restaurant, they stumble into danger, humiliation, and an unexpected rescue. But the real surprise is waiting upstairs in a warm apartment, above a cold roast, with a man who knows how to use a skillet and keep his honor mostly intact. This isnt your daddys dinner date. Its hers now.